As he ran his hand up my leg. I hadn't shaved in a while."Mom, your legs hurt!"
And after seeing his brother and sister losing teeth and being rewarded with a visit from the tooth fairy. (Or a bribe from me.)
"Mom, can you knock a tooth out?"(then opens his mouth for me to do the deed)
And this one here gives me hope that someday my hard work caring for my children will be rewarded...
We were in the bathroom and I was helping him, and this was the conversation:
Me: "Roman, when are you going to be big enough to wipe your
own butt?"Roman: "Um, when I'm older. And then I'll wipe your butt!"